Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
(via bunnyxbaby)
my name is field and I probs h8 u
“Kanye west is an egomaniac with no talent” ok and you’re a fucking nerd that probably eats their own boogers
(via rapunzelisha)
Anonymous submitted: You never answer the turn on question. Some of us might be trying to seduce you.
Those of you trying to seduce me should at least get to know me first.
and the days are not full enough
and the nights are not full enough
and life slips by like a field mouse
not shaking the grass
Ezra Pound
Anonymous submitted: 5 6 7 8 9 14 20 23 34 38 40 59 79 80 89 107 114 128 129
5: 4 turns on
Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus.
6: 4 turns off
Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus.
7: My best friend
In terms of best friend who I actually see on a regular basis, Jake.
8: Sexual orientation
im straight but
9: My best first date
Does prom count?
14: Do I have a crush
Bitch I might be.
20: First thing I notice in new person
Dat ass. Kidding. Sort of.
23: Hair color
Brown
34: My relationship with my parents
I get along really well with my parents.
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
Arohi was like, “Tumblr.”
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
Frequently.
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
Nope.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
bxtch imma nevr die
80: What is my favorite word?
Fuck.
89: Gotten pregnant?
All the time.
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Definitely.
114: Been to prom?
Yes. It was great.
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
Of course.
129: Peed outside?
It’s so convenient.
"People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."
— Lemony Snicket (via likeafieldmouse)
